Name: Hailey Tartarus-C2
Age: 18
Pronouns: She/Her
Chumhandle: amygdalaChemist
Hex Color: #ff0000
Strife Specibus: Penkind
Fetch Modus: Trivia Modus (Answer a simple question that's definitely not obscure knowledge, and retrieve your card! If you're wrong, the card is ejected at high speeds.)
Lunar Sway: Prospit
Classpect: Muse of Ink
Guardian: None. Science needs no origin.
Extra Info: Incredibly smart! Don't ask about her last name. (edited)
You plop down on a couch in the common room, nervously fiddling with your hands. The Dianebot stands nearby.
You walk in the common room.You get closer to the others to listen to what they are talking about.
You sit on the sofa with the others.
You take an open seat and watch the movie. 
You walk downstairs and grab a bowl of human icegrub. 
You’re watching the troll equivilant of Indiana Jones. The full title of the movie was too long for you to process, and seemed to contain spoilers. It’s a fun action movie. 
You stand up. Well, this was very fun. I will now go to my room. See you later, guys!
Your society is very interesting by the way, Klim and Loz. Bye.Well, this killed the mood. The movie finishes. Inddee succesfully retrieves the Lost Arcodex, puts it in a violetblood-run museum, and is left to mourn the loss of Renehe. Man, these troll movies really know how to up the emotional stakes. You never knew you were missing this. 
You almost laugh, but you bite the inside of your mouth to stop. You aren't getting shown up today. (edited)You audibly laugh less than a minute later. So much for that train of thought.You’re giggling at these shenanigans. You come down here to prepare for some underling grinding. JETPACK && VOICE-CONTROLLED HUSKCAPE You alchemize the JETHUSKCAPE. This thing looks rad, and thankfully the cape is fireproof from the horn component. You do so.You take the code, and look for a couple other things to alchemize something you want.ENTITY RADAR && CHARACTER SHEET PRINTER || TRAGONBALL POSTERYou alchemize the SUPER SCOUTER! You always wanted one of these. This model both scans enemy power levels and tracks grist/underling locations. 
You look out a little bit and find...You deploy your 5 Dianebots, and divvy out some of your weapons to them. You keep the duodanius chained claws for yourself.You alchemize a TON of Vinbots.You press a button on them and they box up. You captchalogue them all.You pull out the ARIAMITH BLAZE. You pull out your SOUNDEYL MEATCHAIR BARRIER. As the imps break through the door, easily surpassing the deadlock, you prepare for a strike.You uncaptchalogue a few Vinbots.A few as in eight.
Result: 8d20 (19, 13, 20, 15, 3, 18, 6, 2)
Total: 96
Result: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12
Result: 1d20 (11) + 3
Total: 14
Result: 5d20 (7, 16, 6, 16, 19) + 2
Total: 66The bots charge at the imps, three of them missing their attacks.
Result: 20 + 1
Total: 21You get up close and try to put up a sound(eyl) barrier.
Result: 1d20 (19) + 1
Total: 20
You swing at the imps, knocking out a few.
Result: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18
3 of the bots knock out some imps, 2 whiff.
Result: 1d20 (13)
Total: 13
Result: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1You pull your gun out. The big one.
Result: 1d20 (11) + 4
Total: 15You’re holding off a lot of imps at the door with the barrier. You fire the laser, burning up a few imps.
Result: 1d20 (16) + 3
Total: 19You cackle.
Result: 5d20 (9, 13, 17, 1, 18) + 2
Total: 60
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11You crash through another group of imps with your chain.You start firing your flamethrower.
Result: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1
Result: 1d20 (3) + 5
Total: 8The same 3 bots kill more imps, one misses so badly it hits another, making it miss it's attack as well.
Result: 1d20 (1) + 5
Total: 6The imps throw up a couch as a barrier and you set it on fire. Playing with fire inside is dangerous, but you really don’t have a choice.
Result: 9d20 (9, 17, 17, 9, 13, 16, 14, 19, 17)
Total: 131
Result: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
Result: 1d20 (19) + 3
Total: 22
Result: 5d20 (8, 20, 16, 15, 13) + 2
Total: 74
Result: 1d20 (5) + 1
Total: 6Another Vinbot releases from its box and charges towards the imps. A few vinbots only graze the imp they are attacking, but overall they're rolling preeeetty high.
Result: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10You crush a great number of imps with one big downward slam. The rocket power definitely helps.The imps break the soundeyl barrier! They flood in even faster now. You swap to the MARROWSHAKER. You look at the absolute chaos happening outside. You then pull out the HEATED KILLER'S BATON.
Result: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Result: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
Result: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10The bot hit last is still reeling, and it's hit misses. All other bots hit, one of which knocks a huge number of imps into the air. They land with a splat, turning into grist. (edited)
Result: 1d20 (15) + 3
Total: 18That’s more like it. You set a couple dozen imps on fire.
Result: 5d20 (17, 1, 17, 3, 15)
Total: 53You attack a group of underlings. You manage to kill some of them and some others get burned.
Result: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5
Your sideways slash hits a nice number of imps.
Result: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12You stall a bit on your attack, letting the vinbots hack away.
Result: 9d20 (3, 3, 17, 19, 10, 17, 8, 11, 20)
Total: 108You attempt attacking again, but you miss the group.3 Bots hit, killing a substantial number of imps. The same bot is hit by the other's attack, missing it's attack as well because of this. It is looking rather worse for wear.A vinbot misses, accidentally startling another by running into it.BAM! They break through the wall.
Result: 1d20 (16) + 2
Total: 18
Result: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17You switch your strife abstratus to whipkind and you attempt attacking the group from afar.
Result: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12
Result: 1d20 (13)
Total: 13You land a solid hit to the crowd, but they keep pouring in!
Result: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
Result: 1d20 (9) + 3
Total: 12
Result: 5d20 (4, 1, 6, 1, 18)
Total: 30
Result: 1d20 (10) + 2
Total: 12Your chain hits just 2 lone imps, killing them.You hit them well and almost all the imps from the group explode into grist.In a truly embarassing display, all but 1 bot misses. Two different attacks careen into the same bot, destroying it.You keep firing until the Ariamith runs out of fuel. You retreat. At the press of a button, the Dianebots stop attacking. As people retreat, they move to scoop up stragglers.
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19You pull out the BULLHORN OF LOZILCH as you retreat to put up a barrier around you. You set your laser gun on high.
Result: 1d20 (9) + 6
Total: 15You assassinate a group.You finally turn to leave. As you reach the stairs to the second floor, you look back.
You refuel your weapon. 
You make it to the second floor with the rest of the team.You quickly set up a wall with your SPECTRADAR SCARF. 
You slam into the wall.You set a door there. You pull the door open, ushering Vin inYou throw the other vinbots outside.You delete the door. 
This is an embarrasing amount of flirting for a time like this. You give a thumbs up, looking confused.You just look away.You set up a window that looks into another hallway. The vinbots are fucking CRUSHING the imps, they're almost all dead! They're going on to take care of the bigger ones next. One step at a time, fellas.You flip open your laptop, and open the sburb viewport.
You are currently using the SBURB interface to drop furniture on top of the underlings repeatedly. You facepalm.You put on your headset. The visor obscures your vision, and you are given the view of a bot.
You pilot the bot out of the hole in the wall. There's a flying underling outside. It lunges at you.
Result: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17It gets a real good hit off on the bot. One or two more of those and it's done for good.You try to avoid the underlings as you enter the downstairs area. You emit a screech from the bot's speakers, loud enough that it destroys said speakers.All the underlings turn to face you.Or most of them.You now go for an abscond, but two different ogres block the exit.
Result: 2d20 (14, 6)
Total: 20As you try to fly out, they both swing at you. One knocks you into the ground. You manage to stand up and keep going before the other one can get to you.Badly damaged, you make it as far as you can from the house before your thrusters give out. This doesn't actually happen to be very far.You remove the helmet.You go up to the hole and start shooting your firebolt gun out of it. You put away the headset.
